asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via lileyvans)

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

image

And I loved it.

image

You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

(via shadowhunterandwizard)

428 notes • 8:19 PM

Cast and Crew from ‘The Maze Runner' attend the Sony Pictures presentation during Comic-Con in San Diego, CA

(Source: themazerunnerdaily, via noahsruins)

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

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till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU

(via shadowhunterandwizard)

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

(via sanityslayer)

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(Source: spngifsets, via sanityslayer)

538 notes • 6:07 PM

imsirius:

[Radcliffe] will make a cameo in the new Judd Apatow comedy “Trainwreck,” in which he plays himself in a movie-within-a-movie called “The Dog Walker.” Apatow pitched Radcliffe the idea in his Broadway dressing room, and he was game. “I’ve never done a movie without a script in my life,” he says. x

(via mymiroslavklose)

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

(via 0n-the-r0ad)

outraged:

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

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178 notes • 6:05 PM

seducingstiles:

for the beautiful shannon (stilesies) the one and only sheriff stilinski

ironmanarlert:

u can run

u can hide

but u can’t change the fact that scooby doo’s real name is scoobert doo

(Source: tittily, via 0n-the-r0ad)

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2,864 notes • 7:05 AM

makos-lightningrod:

I SAID I WOULDNT CRY OR SCREAM

i did both

2,966 notes • 7:05 AM

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