does england exist to make every other country look stupid
all but one
yea, america can do it by itself
(Source: dylanofryin, via jacesrune)
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
(via maraamitradyer)
i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time
(via jacesrune)
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
(Source: niallar, via fantasyisbetterthenreality)
if a duck is flying right at your friend you can say “DUCK!” and it will mean two things but serve the same purpose that’s pretty cool
(via jacesrune)
THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE.
(via ihavemoosebumps)
do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now
i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby
(via hebelievesinher)
well i came home
like a stone
and i fell heavy
into your arms
(Source: gomezwantsmullerinhisbed, via thegirlwiththefrenchplait)
SAID JOHN BUT BITCHILY
SASSY JOHN
‘CAPTAIN’ SASSY JOHN WATSON
(Source: lucifucker, via thegirlwiththefrenchplait)