today is brought to you by the word :
does england exist to make every other country look stupid
all but one
yea, america can do it by itself
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time
how does the math book say goodbye?
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
if a duck is flying right at your friend you can say “DUCK!” and it will mean two things but serve the same purpose that’s pretty cool
i exaggerate like 97 thousand times an hour
THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE.
do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now
i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby